Friday, January 29, 2016

January 29th, 2016



8:33 am

I woke up yesterday at 6:50 am and thought I would go back to sleep- I was supposed to meet Vicky in the lobby of my apartment where she would then help get me into the security system (well, check that off) and ask a neighbor if I could piggy-back on their wi-fi. It wasn't my idea, and I couldn't imagine doing it in Canada- but if Vicky wants to ask people about this, I've got no objections- so 6:50 was the time, but January 13th was the date... that wasn't right!

I checked my flip phone- what did I say, it was about 8:20? It was later, whatever it was.

I did some writing, had breakfast, and had just under twenty minutes left to shower- I got out thinking, sure, I've got about ten minutes left, then I look at my phone- 3 minutes. Whoops! And here I thought getting frozen to death would speed things up. It was an especially cold shower that morning, which I'm surprised is possible.

So I threw on clothes and rushed out the door- it felt good to leave without being kitted up with backpacks and jackets and whatnot. I was in the lobby right at 10 because I'm punctual like that. No Vicky though- I waited half an hour then decided, if nothing else, to get some warmer clothes on.

On go the johnnies (long-johns), on go the jackets, and I was ready to leave for the day. I hit up the lobby again before the next hour mark, no Vicky on the new hour, so I just went to work. Now I regret throwing my clothes in drawers, so much less accessible.

I arrived at work at the same time as Molly (teacher) and Dora (student), and asked Molly to send Vicky message along the lines of "did I get the time wrong? the date? what's up?" but the response was that she had forgot and went to some healing stone spa type thing. Well, it was otherwise her day off, I'm not exactly a fan of all the documentation errands I've had to run on my days off either. Boss' perogative to forget.

Oh, boss' perogative (so many spelling questions) reminds me- Wednesday my first class was with Lydian, the big boss' wife! This makes my third class with her, we have a good time in class together, I'm never so confident in my position here as when I'm having a class with Lydian. Besides the lesson we discussed the joys of running- she wants to run a marathon, and suggested I participate (it sounds like it's just a 10k) I said maybe.. but we could definitely go for a run sometime. Okay, sorry for the interruption, that was just something kind of important I forgot to mention.

Anyways, I had to work on my English Corner for the day, I had no video clips prepared, and I wasn't even sure what movie genres I'd be looking at today, but Thomas came over and really cut into my prep time. So instead of working I asked about Armour Heroes and we walked over to the Toys R Us to see the figures and giant poster on the wall I'd mentioned before. I was disappointed to find that these guys are a group working together like Power Rangers (so lame), however, the previous iteration, according to Thomas, was two guys that both had at least one additional transformation. So, that's pretty Rider-esque, I was happy about that.

Today was the day of the special at Food Bazzar- but 100 Yuan on your food card, get 120 instead. So I did that- fingers crossed I have more than a 100 Yuan in my pocket, but if that's it, I should still be good to make it to payday. I'll be pretty freaked out if some accounting error screws me over on the 5th. I mean, you know, screws me over MORE. 

I grabbed a lot of food- I had to work to finish it... and I only had about 15 minutes to get back for the 1 pm work call time. I certainly didn't think that through at all. But through a gastronomic miracle I got it all down right on time, and returned to my station to collect some clips. I grabbed "The Great Escape" which looks really cool, I should check that out, and and clip from "Saving Private Ryan" which I barely even used because the clip starts without any dialogue whatsoever and I got antsy about wasting time, so I cut it early.

I had time to grab a few more clips- I wanted to show the ending to "Titanic"- but the site wouldn't let me download anything else. Hopefully that's just because of some ad that was playing in the background that I couldn't figure out how to turn off, because if my method of getting clips no longer works then I'm in a bit of trouble. Just a bit, I can surely find other methods. Probably.

My first class was an Advanced Business Salon- Salon usually indicates a larger group, but this time there was only two- Caroline and Jack. There's an obvious skill disparity between Caroline and Jack, Caroline looked bored. At the end of the class she mentioned she wished she didn't take the business English- I was relieved, because I could tell myself that it wasn't me she found boring. 

My English Corner went far better than it had any right to, we had a few laughs (though there were definitely a few times when I was trying too hard). Before I started, Sunny (there are so many Sunnys here..) gave me a candy- I said thanks, that I'd need it to cheer up afterwards, and threw it in my pocket.

Probably the thing that got me through the hour was that, when discussing documentary I took a break to talk about the movie "Senna" which, if you haven't seen it, is awesome. I've actually got a pre-China blogpost about the movie here on the site, but, you know, good luck finding it I guess. And after the clip from "The Great Escape" I mentioned that Steve McQueen was "slick". It's like cool. Er, do you know the word "rebel"? Someone who breaks the rules... directing my attention at the ladies I asked did you ever like a rebel? I heard one person say "when I was young" and I automatically responded "what, yesterday?" That got a big laugh.

Let's see, English Corner done, I reviewed my lessons for the rest of the day, taking note of the photocopying that needed to be done, before going to get some food with Steve, Bradley, Sylar, and Leo. Sitting across from our table at a booth was Lily and a friend who isn't a student at Web. I said hello, and, returning after my meal, was introduced: She named herself "General"- awesome! She commented that she didn't think it was a beautiful name, and I told her, well, no, I can't say that it is, but it is awesome. 

Granted, it's less so if you think of it in terms of "generic" but, you know, how do the four star big boys avoid people thinking that? I don't know. I guess it could be better.

Let's see, three classes left... I'm blanking on the first one, but then I had Nicole, Haven, Daisy, and... someone. Arr I thought I had this one. It was a good class, Daisy is an older woman with a fast, sharp, aggressive way of talking that makes me think she's always on the verge of starting an argument, but in reality I think it may just be nervous fast talking. I told her I was surprised to hear that we'd only had class together the one other time, because she stands out and I'd assumed we'd had class together many times before.

I went a little over time in that class, so in my next class, also with Nicole and Haven, I did that old joke where I tell them I'm disappointed in their last teacher for keeping them so long from THIS class. One day that will even be funny.

It was a salon class on "Stereotypes" with some of my favourites- besides Nicole and Haven, there was Adam and Rain, and I met for the first time Galaxy. Yes! Galaxy! That. Is. What. I. Am. Talking. About!

I also recognized Amaris, Nigel... that might be it. There was one guy, sort of a big guy, tall I mean, who didn't have an English name, and he asked in that slow way of speaking of his that I've heard at English Corner, whether or not I could give him an English name. Oh man, dangerous waters, my friend! I told him that was something he should work on himself, but I've been mentally calling him "Goliath" ever since. At the end of class I made that suggestion, and told him to consider some other options, but "Goliath" could be cool.

So first we played a memory game where one person says a sentence following a particular pattern and then the next person has to remember the sentence, and then add another sentence also following the pattern, and on and on until everyone has participated. I told everyone how I hated these sorts of team building exercises, and I declared myself "the cool teacher" for letting them get through the game by taking notes and defeating part of the purpose. The third person, Rain, either didn't understand the premise, or understood it TOO well, and made her sentence absurdly complicated. I immediately vetoed it to the phrase "good luck" and continued, but then Galaxy, who DEFINITELY understood the premise, made her answer long and complicated as well. I let that one stand since people were starting to copy down notes at this point.

The second last person was Goliath, who, again, speaks rather slowly, so it took a while for him to get through. Finally his addition was "We are the 40 [Terrans] and we like [fighting zerglings]." It took me a while to figure out what he said, but then I said "Starcraft?" And he nodded, smiling and laughing.

The next exercise had us take a list of adjectives and apply them to some countries, trying to capture some stereotypes, either positive or negative. I gave the obligatory speech that where I'm from people don't like stereotypes, whether positive or negative, because they can't imagine people being so small as to fit into this set box of characteristics (or I said something like that). So the nationalities they could work with were Chinese, French, American, German, and then we added two Japanese and Canadian. I encouraged the Canadian one, I thought it would be funny- instead they used the chance to butter me up. I think Galaxy said Canadians were handsome- some wise guy said handsome, when that wasn't on the list of adjectives. I was obviously okay with it- and then my blue eyes got a shout out, and I was all "ok ok, thank you"

I had them working in groups of two to fill in these stereotypes, but when I got around to Galaxy and Adam (I'm realizing now that was kind of a dream team) they didn't have the same answers. Galaxy, did you go off and work on yours by yourself? Are you a lone wolf??

I explained "Lone Wolf". I think it fits, buuut apparently she was writing negative stereotypes for a place and Adam wrote positive. (Also, and I forget when this happened, but Adam thought "hospitable" was negative.) Galaxy came down really hard on the Chinese, particularly old women on the subway.

Basically, it was a lot of fun.

I left for the day walking from Web with Leo, Stella, and I think the flyer guy is also named Haven.

Definitely wish me luck with todays English Corner- soon I hope to transition to simply spending the hour telling them a story and answering whatever questions they have. Preferably from panels of Lee-Ditko Spider-Man.


Oh yeah, and when I got back to my apartment and emptied my pockets, there was that candy from Sunny. I layed down across this couch (futon?) and unwrapped it, expecting some piece of hard candy, and out came something that looked like a vaguely rounded, mashed together piece of avacado and pistachio (sp?). I laughed because I had no idea what it was, and popped it in my mouth. - 10:14 am

January 28th, 2016



11:13 pm

First thing I should mention before I forget- I owe the manager here and apology, I guess. I came in Tuesday evening, and I was waiting to be let in to the elevator area, when, on an impulse, I pressed my finger to the bio-scanner... and it worked! What? I guess I'M the stupid one for giving up after three tries?

So now I've got a more welcoming atmosphere for myself. But I don't know how one gets in if the scanner gets broken. Also, where are the stairs? Do I have a buzzer code? And is there a garbage chute of some kind? And why are the showers so cold? Bug or feature? 

Wednesday I gave my English Corner on different movie types- save the word "genre" for another day. I showed the trailer to "Liar, Liar" for comedy (I was looking for something with the absolute minimum of near naked women to show my mostly female audience), the ending to "You've Got Mail" which I may have gushed over a bit too much for romantic-comedy, a clip from Commando which is a movie I've never actually seen, and straight action as demonstrated here isn't particularly interesting, but I immediately contrasted that with the 'sword to a gunfight' clip from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" for action-adventure.

I emphasized "character" both as a person in a movie and as a set of personality traits for a person in a movie, and "scene" - the when and where of action taking place over a set period of time, with any change in location or time indicating a new scene- as the first, most basic terminology for talking about movies/stories, the goal being to get them comfortable describing and talking about any kind of story they come across.

There was one guy that I kept looking to for approval, he didn't seem to be having a good time with the material, but maybe that's just how he looks.

Besides explaining the "fingers crossed" gesture to Stella- as well as the peace sign, and whatever the British call the peace sign faced the other way, I don't remember too much from the day. I had a beginner level class at the very end which I remember enjoying, we just talked about likes and dislikes. 

And I had a class that dealt with speculations and we came up with good and bad futures for ourselves. I said in my bad future (there was some protesting when I didn't participate for the good future section) that today I would get laughed at for saying something dumb in class, next week I would lose my job and be stranded in China, in a year I'd be wandering the border between Russia and China, and in 15 years I'd be working security in a Russian prison... or an inmate. That was just my work future- as far as the future of my city, Toronto has it rough- the collapse of the CN Tower and the city gets flooded. Sorry guys.

Amazingly, the student named Rain fought fate and went rogue with the instructions- in the section about family where she was supposed to write the bad future she basically kept repeating about how hard her family was working and it kept them distanced from each other- but then at the 15 year mark they would reap the rewards of all their hard work and be happy together! She was the last to contribute for that class, and that was a perfect, perfect button to what got fairly dark.


Fight the future, Rain! - 11:39 pm

January 27th, 2016



10:36 pm, actually on the 27th- hey, if I get this done tonight I'll have caught back up! And that should be easy, not a lot happened on theTuesday.

After some writing I went to Roosevelt Plaza, arriving even earlier than I would on a work day, to send my backlog of posts to Canada from the Web computer and further consider that side teaching job that could get me into a lot of trouble. And then I firmly planted myself on that computer for the purposes of facebook scrolling, article reading, and trying to prepare for my next 3 days of English Corners (Jordan sent me some Simpsons files, but they didn't work, which is actually sort of okay because of a reason that I will get into soon). The random person from Wanda looking for a teacher had a more difficult jobwriting in English, and was specifically asking just for Wednesday after I told her I couldn't do that. I thanked her for her time, and was almost relieved.

At a little past noon Thomas asked if I would have lunch with him again- sure! Up a floor at Food Bazzar we met up with Bradley and Dora who joined our party. Just to check the variables I really need to eat with only Thomas some day to see if he would be this quiet all the time. There is of course the language barrier issue, so who knows. Let's see, what did we talk about at lunch... I learned Dora graduated from a university with an accounting degree, so she isn't quite as young as she looks. And I mentioned my poor track record for always choking at social meals-- I was determined to not choke this meal, and I made it, but full disclosure, I started speeding up at one point and I was like "hey buddy, didn't we talk about this?"

Dora congratulated me on my chop stick usage, saying it was better than hers. I didn't expect that to be the sentence she was going to go with.

Back at Web, Vicky asked to see me, and I was worried she would give me a hard time for hanging around the office on my day off- no, she had me look over and sign a new contract with my actual start date (well, they could have gone back a day I think, but whatever) as well as some English Corner notes: it was suggested that I was playing too many videos, so that's why the lack of Simpsons isn't as bad a thing as it could be, if I was already going to be discouraged along those lines. I asked if I should do more grammar stuff (I was really hoping for a no on this one), and Vicky said knowing grammar isn't the Chinese student's problem, it's the spoken language. I was hoping she'd say that. So I still wasn't entirely sure what I'd talk about for English Corner the next day, but at least I hadn't really gotten myself into hot water yet.

Then Vicky told me I'd have to fly to another city to finish some required documentation for my visa extension. The company would pay for the flight... after my contract was over. In the meantime, the amount would have to be deducted from my pay. This obviously sucks, and they've really got me over a barrel, and I don't know how much money I'll be able to send back home this month after all is said and done, and it's very weird that it's more effecient to fly me to another city for documentation than, you know, faxing... but unlike my medical check, I wasn't actually too mad about this. Partly that's because I will get the money back (unless I skip out on my contract... but if they've got a plane ride's worth of my money in escrow to keep me there, that ought to help keep me around), but also I was excited about the prospect of checking out another Chinese city- all new opportunities to get kidnapped somewhere! (I don't appear to be in any danger of kidnapping)

One student who I seriously need to remember her name because I help her all the time came over to talk, and mentioned that she was getting sick. I talked about, you know, taking a break and resting up, as well as getting the vitamin C. I had a rough time describing the tablets I was taking in my water, so I walked her over to the other side of the mall and physically showed her the tube of vitamin C and other supplements. She seemed excited by the prospect of skipping out on vegetables, so I maybe taught the wrong person the wrong thing.

I'm falling asleep, I'll finish this tomorrow. - 11:18 pm

8:30 am- I hope this is the right time, I woke up and my computer said it was 6:50 am... on the 13th of January. If I start living in a Groundhog's Day loop that's fine, but it would be better if it happens on a more noticable day so I can tell. I suppose I can read my entry for January 13th and see if things are identical...

The only other thing that happened on the Tuesday which I was trying to talk about was that I went to eat later at Food Bazzar with Eilsa- it turns out to be no big shock that she didn't know Thomas, it's actually surprising that they knew they went to the same high school at all- she's a university grad with a degree in engineering! Not actually a high school student. Well, how should I know?

I asked her about movies she had seen, and with difficulty she communicated that she went to see "The Walk" with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Balancey McFrenchguy. 

This difficulty gave me a great idea for my English Corners- I want them to be able to talk to me about movies, so I should teach them the necessary vocabulary to do so! 

I grabbed some clips to represent Action, Action Adventure, Comedy, and Romantic Comedy, and felt decently prepared for the presentation tomorrow.


Short, easy day. Well, it WAS my day off! - 8:47 am

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

January 26th, 2016

7:48 am on Wednesday the 27th. I'm having trouble getting back to sleep, coughing up the nights accumulation of snot- but I got 7 hours sleep, that's pretty good.

So to rewind to last Sunday night, I forgot to mention I threw my clothes in the laundry but the machine refused to squeeze out the water from my clothes. Frankly, it was a close call getting the water drain as much as it did. So I spent a good chunk of time wringing water out of all my clothes and hanging them around to drip dry. There comes a point where one makes so many compromises with their washing machine that they may as well have just been washing by hand the whole time. I am quickly approaching that point.

Anyways, on to Monday, it was pretty short but sweet. After completing my post for the 23rd (or near enough) I planned to drop by Wanda Plaza, see if I could find Jennifer again. My initial plan was shewd: to drop by with a gift of baked goods for the Wanda Web people, thanking them for hosting me for a day, and then, as Jennifer would mostly likely not be there, I'd ask Ronan to pass along a hi from me. I dropped the baked goods angle after consideration of my fund situation, and figured I'd get down there and improvise.

This time I sat on the opposite side of the tram, and could be far more relaxed on the journey. Where the tram does some elevating there's a sculpture below, in the center of another roundabout (this city has a bunch), that sort of looks like these two plates in the middle of falling, with one giant ball on each plate. I thought it would be funny if those balls ending up rolling off the plate and down the street.

I arrived at Wanda Plaza where, after getting off the tram, an older woman noticed me and gave a testing "hello".

"Hello."

"Where are you from?"

"Canada."

"Are you a teacher?"

She was looking for a teacher for an hour on Wednesday, pay was 200 Yuan (though at first she said twenty hundred yuan and I asked "do you mean two thousand?" because there was no way she meant that, otherwise I'm grossly underpaid.) I said I was busy Wednesday- she was rather insistent, so I gave her my yahoo e-mail address- an option I wish I'd have thought of when I was having lunch with Jennifer, but oh well.

The secret here is that my contract does not allow for me to take this work. Non-competition clause type of deal. On the other hand, what they don't know won't hurt me... well, it was an option to consider, and an extra 200 Yuan would be VERY handy.

I walked up to the Wanda Web, but all the lights were off... I forgot, despite all the signs at Roosevelt that should have reminded me, that all Web locations were closed on the 25th for the business' birthday/anniversary or something. Whoops. Did I waste my time coming here? Like fun I did! Besides getting a random job offer I figured I'd drop in on Ken at his sushi place.

It was easy enough to find in the light with all the operating signs on- plus I followed the same path I took before, on the inside of Wanda Plaza to the elevator, first floor, out the door, to the left. Re-tracing my steps.

(Which reminds me: there was this little old lady waiting at the elevator, and when the elevator came the doors closed almost immediately while the old woman was trying to hobble her way in- I moved in to hold open the door for her, and there inside the elevator is this woman with her finger squarely over the door-close button. Thanks a lot, lady.

Ken greeted me warmly, and I thanked him for a great meal, and apologized that I had to leave for class so soon. I was planning on splurging on some more sushi, as long as I was there, but Ken gave me an out when he specifically asked whether I'd have sushi or not. As long as it was a question, I could say no, again, citing my poorness. I told him I'd be back after payday- and he let me know that the place would be closed for the Spring Festival- from the 1st to maybe the 14th, maybe the 17th, something like that. I'll see him after that time then.

I headed back to the tram- there was one JUST AT THE STOP! AAAAnd it left without me. I was really close, the driver had to have seen me. It was about 2:30 when I left on the next one, and it got PACKED. Though I was standing, I still had a decent spot with some elbow room, others weren't as lucky. At least it wasn't as bad as that bus crammed full of a tram's worth of passengers- the bus is about 3/4's the size of a tram, if not less. I'm glad I was basically getting off at the end of the line, allowing for an easy exit.

Back at Roosevelt I grabbed lunch, some rice with the bits of ham and some bright, mushy vegetables. I don't think I had anything else, trying to keep costs down.

With some free time on my hands, I remembered I was going to check out the Toys R Us here- and man, it was something. English and pictures of predominantly white, smiling children everywhere, it's like I never left Canada. No video games. A fair amount of Marvel and Star Wars stuff... so I guess a fair amount of Disney stuff is what I mean.

But FAR more interesting (only to me though) were the superheroes um... unique to the area isn't quite accurate, but the superheroes that were ripped off from Japan. They had Ultraman figures, which is actually a Japanese property that I guess is famous here as well. I don't care for the designs and, from my understanding, he's basically an unbeatable space cop/prince. Not my thing.

HOWEVER they also had "Armour Hero" which looks like a straight up Kamen Rider rip-off, but the designs are really solid, the red form being a mix of Den-O and Kabuto. Plus there was another, altogether different version postered up on the wall- if they copied the Japanese schema, then they switch the hero up approximately every year. So, which of the two thematics I saw was from the current show? Do they switch every year? Which is the newest version? When did the newest version start? Is the show popular with its demographic? Does it have a large periphery demographic?

I also saw a couple of Power Rangers/Sentai rip-offs, "Space Deleters", but they were totally lame.

Ah, well, you probably don't care about this.

I started to head back to my apartment, but I looked at that junky building just north of Roosevelt- people are coming in and out. What's in there?? The draping quilt/door I took led below ground where there was a HUGE floor dedicated to all things electronic. I think it may have run the length of the block east to west! So I checked out a fancy cinematic on a computer at the front, and a sales guy approached with his translating program. 

Not the most sophisticated translating program, it was rather blunt about the price - maybe it was more accurate than I thought? No, I'm kidding, the guy's body language was decently friendly. 

So I just wandered for a long time. I got excited when I saw some X-Box One games, they were the first video game anything I had seen since arriving. Turns out here in "Electronic City" (it says that high up outside on the building I was in) video games weren't all that rare.

"Electronic City"- that reminds me of a story idea I had for a super hero adventure set in the Golden Age when "Straight Arrow" a man with, in short, "super situational awareness" powers (I wanted a power-set that finally explained why the hero could always rely on making that trick shot, like Bullseye or Green Arrow, or do any of a number of things that only work out because- they're the hero!- but without having to pretend they were still working with human level abilities) investigated the disappearance of the city's homeless population, only to find they were being lured into this elaborate underground city where they worked as slaves generating power for the city above. I may have thought of it as "Electric City" but still, close enough. And before you get excited, that's about all I had figured out about that particular story. Well, that, and that it was told in flashback from the perspective of my character Warp reading the old journal of Straight Arrow. Pretty fun stuff!

I saw some DS's for sale, and I saw a copy of Pokemon X which did me heart good, lad. (It's been a few days since I last used the written Irish accent. I added the "lad" part to hopefully hint I wasn't using "me heart" by accident.)

Further down the line, there were security cameras for sale EVERWHERE, a store selling DVD's (Netflix Daredevil and Jessica Jones on DVD? Awesome!- they probably wouldn't play on my laptop), a board game shop, and a LOT of educational book stores. That section looked more like a university book store than anything else. Just stacks of bland educational books, very little colour to speak of.

While I was here I kept on eye out for a charger for the phone Steve gave me, but this isn't my area of expertise and I didn't see anything useful.

The whole place was a weird mish-mash of stalls and unconcerned people either watching movies on computer screens or on their phones. There was one nicer store, with, you know, walls and stuff, which was playing Ant-Man, so I stuck around to see Paul Rudd mix it up with the Falcon.

I backtracked a bit south to Carrefour for another jug of water, a bottle of water (it's too hard and wasteful to rinse my toothbrush pouring water from my mug onto my toothrbrush. And no, swirling my toothbrush in my mug is not an option, the two items must ever be kept separate- so it is written, so shall it be done), as well as a large package of oatmeal and a package of raisins. No signs of pumpkin seeds here, may have to re-stock at Wal-Mart for that one.

Took a look at the place selling what looks like super glazed timbits... No, Isaac, no, it's a trick- remember, they're tiny apples! Full of seeds! Oh, what? Gross! Seeds? Thanks for reminding me!

I shoved everything in my backpack and it was heavy, but a good workout kind of heavy.


That's everything. - 11:10 am

Monday, January 25, 2016

January 25th, 2016



2:20 am

And let's keep catching up with my days. Sunday! The 24th! Being written about on the morning of the 26th! Again, that date at the top is a lie conforming to an obsessive compulsion to keep a tidy sequence to the titles of my posts. It does also tell you when each post takes place... so long as you remember it's the day before.

Having determined the cause of my leg skin issue, coldness and exposure, I added a new step to my morning preparedness ritual. After my shower I not only moisturized the face and hands, but also the lower legs, before throwing on the long johns.

These long johns are hilarious- they stretch, so as I'm putting them on I get half way and think- this is the dumbest thing, these don't fit, how did I think these would fit?- but I kept pulling at it, and got into them. And not only do they emphasize the sweet contours of my legs, but there's this resistance to the bend-unbend kick back at the knee motion, as well as a bit of heaviness to them, that makes me think they'd be a ton of fun to run in. 

Big thanks to Dany for helping me there.

I also wore an additional layer of shirt, added one of my button-up shirts to the mix, which looks professional underneath my sweater with the collar poking out. It does, I'm not being sarcastic.

Let's see, what else happened that day...  taught a first class beginner level lesson that was grammar heavy, and so I was nervous about giving them bad information and getting them started on the wrong foot. But beginner isn't actually the first level, just the first level they learn from foreign teachers, and they were okay with grammar stuff. I ALSO re-taught that private intermediate level 1 class that I had run through the day before, but it went much smoother this time around. Always have to get that practice run out.

Stella and I both had to use the photocopier (did this actually happen on Saturday?) and she mentioned about not liking some classes, not feeling like teaching at the moment. I replied "I hear that." because clearly I forgot I was in China. After she asked what I meant I explained it's like a shorter way of saying "I hear you, I understand you." so Stella was happy to have learned that. I told her it was a far more modern phrase then the word she had asked me about earlier- "dreadful".

Belinda approached me with some questions about Canada, she said she wanted to study there in the future, and I was happy to help. She shared with the class the day before that last year she spent three months in Paris and Rome, which is super cool, but I mention because when I told her about U of T I mentioned it was also really expensive and she responded that she wasn't worried about that. (I'm told that the classes at Web are kind of expensive- am I teaching a bunch of rich kids? Probably.) I invited her over to my side of the desk so I could show her some pictures of Vancouver, the Calgary Stampede ("why are they called cowboys if they ride horses?" I'm glad you asked!), Toronto, U of T, the ROM, the Science Center, the Toronto reference library, and the Exhibition grounds. She seemed very interested, but I may have made a mistake in having her on my side of the desk- the same sketch browser that allows me access to google search all these things (as well as access to youtube and facebook) also pops up a LOT of ads- they're usually inocuous (sp?) adverstisements for russian brides, but TODAY was the day it decided, you know what? no, today you get the harder erection ad.

Why can't all days be nice and quiet russian bride days?

It was a small thing (phrasing) tucked away in the corner, so I clicked it off as quick as I could. It's not ENTIRELY impossible that she didn't notice it- the regular internet browser in China has a fair number of ads as well, safer for work, but hopefully enough to desensitize people to their presence, just like ads in the west.

Well, that was traumatizing for me. I hope kids are as jaded here as in Canada. There's some hope- condoms are sold at every register at Carrefour. I mentioned that fact to Leo before and he said "population control".

I sent a message to Jordan about calling Grandpa for me, I had an upsetting dream where I apologized for leaving him alone and he told me it was okay. I still wanted Jordan to call though.

I stumbled across a facebook thread arguing about Gillian Anderson's sallary. One guy was of course swimming against the current of public opinion and getting a lot of flack for it- I have this maybe bad habit of, if I see one person versus a crowd, to jump onto the side of the one person, so I "helped" by saying this was just his opinion and they didn't have to resort to assumptions about his character and whatnot. I was told, in a very polite but hugely condescending manner, that I was tone policing and it was (to shorten things to a word) unkind. My initial impulse was to apologize, but I considered first, and decided that instead I would just thank her for the polite response and promise to read (not actually for the first time) Jennifer Lawrence's essay on getting paid less in Hollywood, as well as a number of other links she sent my way.

I was sent a private message from the person to whose defence I jumped, thanking me for my efforts on his behalf. I told him I saw the point he was trying to make, but that he could probably have expressed it better.

For my part, I feel very strongly about fair and equal pay- in pretty much any field other than acting, especially where it concerns people making millions of dollars for acting in a movie. I don't see anyone talking about Harrison Ford getting paid so much more than his co-stars for appearing in Star Wars, because we expect salaries in the movie business to vary depending on the person and the negotiating team. So we already expect unequal pay for movies- should Fischer and Ford get the same dollar amount per second of screen time (considering how much screen time she got, maybe they did...)- is it right? Frankly, the amount of money big names like Ford and, yes, Lawrence, make on movies is obscene and wildly disproportionate to the amount of work they do. Yes, actors work hard. No, they do not work THAT hard.

The men and women behind the scenes deserve a bigger slice of the movie pie, and I would very much like to see our energies spent on that, or on the more generalized fair pay for whatever you do, rather than worry about a producer's(or whoever makes this call) opinion that Gillian Anderson isn't as vital a component of the X-Files team as Duchovny and could therefore lowball the price, and Anderson's initial negotiating team that agreed with this producer's evaluation of Anderson's worth.

Okay, okay, sorry, I ranted pretty hard just now. At least I didn't get to my thoughts on the tone-policing thing. Send your angry letters to Brian Williams, care of NBC... (doing that, now old, Jon Stewart bit)

All right, well, now that I've lost most of my audience over this I may as well stop writing, but eh, maybe if I say something silly I can win back the crowd.

Oh, wait, I just remembered I can win back the crowd through shameless pandering! Yeah, so Dany was doing his English Corner, he opened with a game that required everyone to get up out of their chairs and stand in a circle (Dany: "I'm don't think this is what a circle looks like." Isaac: "Not in the wide open spaces of Columbia, sure, but here..." Dany: "Right, right.") where the audience basically had to remember their number and listen to when it was called. It was slightly more complicated than that, but that's the gist. It took a little while to get started, but eventually people caught on. After that set up game, Dany got into his English corner in earnest (sp?) where he would start with "Once upon a time..." then go sequentially through peoples numbers assigned in the last game, each person adding something to the story (thankfully they didn't have to repeat the whole thing, like in some horrible games). People were looking really confused, so I walked up and said "why don't we give an example of how it's done?" so I went:

"Once upon a time... there was a brave princess..." (And I felt satisfied to subvert gender norms in a place where gender norms are REALLY a thing)

And Dany continued: "who was married to a shy prince, and..." (I forget whether or not he said married, but someone later added talk of a divorce, so there you go. I looked at the white board later on and saw written "the prince=the devil" which was hilarious. Maybe this class was more like progressive Toronto than I thought...)

Let's see, what else did I do that day...

There was a class on "Speculating" where we read some sci-fi stuff and understand what that was all about. They had no issue understanding cloning, everyone knew what Jurassic Park was, but matter transportation was tough, they were less clear about Star Trek. So much for Roddenberry's(sp?) utopian vision. Right, George Takei is Japanese- I guess there wasn't much of a Chinese connection on this show. Adam joined us, slightly late, and I told him I was glad he was there, he's a funny guy- and he didn't disappoint. I'll tell you what I mean.

So the last exercise for the speculating class was to take these sentences "what would happen if...." and then have everyone give answers. For the question "what would happen if cars ran on milk?" Adam said they wouldn't have wheels.

Whaaat?

Then I realized what he meant- that cars would travel in rivers of milk! Amazing!! That's a (mostly) totally valid interpretation of that phrase! I told the class they could give their answers either as though we were talking about using a gas can full of milk to power our vehicles OR we were talking about car/boat hybrids that travelled in rivers of milk. I know which universe I'd rather live in. The living nightmare of the lactose intolerant. The milk riverbanks rife with people curdled* into balls, clutching at their stomachs.

*See what I did there with "curdled"? Like curds? Milk? Ah, what do you know about what's funny.

Whenever lunch was, I went with Thomas, a quiet kid who smiles with his whole face whenever I see him, who has this faint moustache and about three whirls of chin hair- we invited Dany, but after waiting a few minutes he decided to let us go on while he worked out something with Vicky.

So up to Food Bazzar we went, and, yeah, this may be when I had the stuff I described in my last post to eat. Which means the day before I had... something, plus a watermelon cup, and I crashed Adeel and Molly's lunch break where they were eating sandwiches that Molly had made. But yeah, that was then, this is later then. 

Thomas and I are looking for a place to eat, and I see a table with some other Web students, one of which was Eilsa, who you will remember from my post labelled January 22nd that I said I would have lunch with (I had to check my archives for the correct spelling of her name as well as to check which date that was. That's right, I have archives. Be impressed.), and there was an empty chair! So I told Thomas we should give that a shot, went over and asked to join them. There were very happy to have me I think- I insisted Thomas sit down on the empty chair before he attempted to bolt from a table of three girls and then we grabbed an extra chair for me, tucked in so I wasn't TOO in the way of the people walking around.

This counts as a social situation, so I definitely choked on my food a bit. One day that won't happen. (If you remember me talking about that post on the 23rd, congrats, and I apologize for the reminder. I wanted to just write "One day." and it would have been a callback to that post, but then thought, ugh, fine, let's spell out the whole sentence for those that wouldn't know what I was going on about.)

I asked whether or not Thomas and Eilsa knew each other- it seems they go to the same school. Also seated with us was Amy and I was introduced to Lily (this makes two Lily's at Web). I mentioned that if I was born a girl I'd have been named "Emily", which I thought of because I thought Lily and Emily sounded similar, but this sentence was hugely confusing to everyone. No, see, IF I was born a girl, THEN I'd have been named "Emily".

Ooohh. Now they get it.

In turn, I got confused by a mention of "genes" and thought they were talking about "jeans" so I mentioned the word "homophones" which first had them say "homosexual" and then, after looking it up, thought I was comparing their word, uh, I don't know how it's spelled, but it sounds like a particular n-word, yeah, and comparing it to the n-word.

Yes, that's right, I'll (barely) read it out of Twain and Larsen in a university classroom setting, but otherwise there are basically two words that are verbotten- and the second one isn't even all that bad, all things considered. I'll leave it to your imagination which word it is- I'll give you a hint, it ain't fuck.

Regardless, it was a nice lunch, and I hope Thomas enjoyed... well, I hope he didn't mind that we sat with some other people.

Let's see, what else, my last salon class was called "Let's Talk About It" and sitting right next to my spot at the table was, to my left, Thomas, and to my right, Mars. Yes, Mars! I love that name- of course I told him that again. Other classmates were Belinda, this one girl I've taught a few times and I'm feeling bad about having forgotten her name right now, plus three people I didn't know, one being a guy named Li Bin which was unusual enough to remember.

Which in itself reminds me of that one beginners class I had earlier that included a "Ting Ting", which, as far as assumed English names go, I didn't like. The lesson plan suggested getting introduced and asking about names, and like a putz I had to throw in my two cents, so when I got to Ting Ting, what else could I say? "It's a very unique name!" 

She genuinely thanked me, and I was greatful for the language barrier.

But back to this "Let's Talk About It" class- we had a tough exercise where I wrote "I am a hotel." on the board and they had to make it make sense by adding a word. It was pretty fun, the first girl to answer said "I am NOT a hotel." and everyone laughed. And of course it was a perfect answer. Belinda had some trouble with the exercise, and I tried to lob some easy ones her way, but it just wasn't her game.

We repeated the exercise with "I told the dustbin." where this time you could add two words. Embarassingly, the only solution I had required the use of quotation marks and making it a piece of dialogue, which I told everyone was cheating. Fortunately another girl figured out a great answer that left the door open for a pattern that could be followed by everybody, so we moved on soon after that.

Then everyone had to give a quick 90 second speech on a topic chosen out of the lesson plan- I was going to assign them, but Thomas really wasn't feeling "Trees and Plants" so I just passed the book around and let people pick what they liked. I remember what they were since I wrote them down at the time, let's see... in clockwise order the topics were "Sports", "Trees and Plants" (way to go, Li Bin! Taking up the sword!), "Sundays", "Health", "Food", "Holidays" and "Cars" for Mars.

That's pretty good, right- it's getting close to 40 hours since this class took place and I've still got it. Well, I'm impressed. I know, I know, I'll come back when I've got everyones names down.

I made Mars go first since he picked last, then Thomas volunteered, followed by Li Bin. Then "Holidays" (uh, I know it isn't "Kate" or "Christina", because I thought that was it before looking at the class list... this is rough), then Belinda went, talking about food. She ended up talking about something called a "jelly" which I guess is either gelatin or a pudding of some kind. She was wrapping up her speech when she was telling us about throwing the remainder of a jelly after a day had passed in the... and she was stuck. I was about to write the word "garbage" on the board when she looked up and almost shouted "dustbin!" She was pleased with herself, and I was happy too- I told her that getting stuck on a word and then finding a replacement is exactly the kind of thing you have to do all the time and she found a great answer.

Next was "Health" who mostly talked about wanting to lose weight by eating vegetables- okay, follow up question, which vegetables? "Uhhh.... corn? That's it."

That's actually pretty funny.

Finally, "Sundays" did a great job- a couple of times she used the "repeat the sentences over and over. And over and over" type of rhetorical device, which I said was great because, not only does that give you time to think about what you want to say next, but, because you were specifically talking about something being repetitive and monotonous, it actually reinforced your message. She wrapped it all up by saying (I have to paraphrase, my memory isn't that good) that she is too busy and so she doesn't really have Sundays. A great button to the telling, she's a natural story-teller!

That's basically it. Some teachers/foreign teachers were talking about some get together, so obviously I felt left out there. I said good-bye to everyone, headed to Carrefour for another jug of water- this time stopping to fit it in my backpack because I was going to keep my hands firmly in my pockets.

Was it a warmer night out, or did the long johns/extra shirt combo keep me comfortable? How should I know? Probably the latter option I guess.

Other than writing posts, playing Candy Crush, taking medicine and eating sugar covered tiny apples, I think that's everything for Sunday.


Monday was short, but interesting. I'll tell you about it later though. - 5:50 am

January 24th 2016



The above titling convention, of using the date one day ahead of the events I'm writing about, may have to be changed, since I didn't get to write this post about the 23rd on the 24th- it's the 25th! And to be honest, even though it's only 6:20 pm, I really want to sleep, which might mean I don't start this post until the 26th! What! 

Cut me some slack though, I've been sick- I keep taking extended writing breaks to hork up snot or take medicine, or take a recovery nap or whatever. I know, I know, excuses excuses.

Okay, I'm sleeping now. I'll be back to talk about my Saturday soon.

Tuesday 1:17 am

This will be pretty short, seeing as by now I've forgotten most of the day.

I got out of the shower in the morning to feel some skin irritation around my right shin, I seem to recall it looking a little off as well. My dad had a reaction to some medicine last year that had an extreme effect on the skin, starting down at the legs, so that was concerning. Plus, both my parents had diabetes, so I'm always on the lookout for that, despite the fact that I'm not too concerned considering my usual lifestyle choices (unless the last month of surprise Chinese desserts has ruined me already).

I arrive at work, where my first class is a Lower Intermediate level 1- so they've just completed the beginners circuit. My voice is still messed up at this point of course. Besides the lesson plan I also taught the words for astronaut and detective- detective because this young girl, Belinda, figured something out really quick and I said she was like a detective. The best thing about making a kid smile is that there's enough time to really see the gears turn, the time between you saying something, and the time when they smile because they figure out you're telling a joke. It's great.

Let's see, what was lunch... well, it was either Saturday or Sunday that I had this tomato soup type business and some sweet meet stew dealie- I ate them both on the same day, at the same time. I was trying to incorporate more fluids into my meals, as I had determined that something that was limiting my recovery was not getting quite enough fluids. The big change I noticed after enacting this policy was that my nose got runnier and I had to go to the bathroom more (plus side, diluted urine), which in turn resulted in a higher frequency of hand washing, wish has led to dried out hands. It was probably Sunday when I noticed a crack in my left index finger knuckle- which is bad, once your skin is dry enough to crack it takes much longer to get it back, healed, to silky smoothness. That has been my experience in winters past- I haven't let it get this bad in years, but I've also had a tough time with moisturizure procurement. I should have snagged one of my bottles from Canada- oatmeal based moisturizer. I'd probably start eating it. :P

Pulled up my pant leg on my break and didn't like what I saw - but I realized the issue wasn't any kind of reaction to medicine or food, that it was most likely dry skin, no different from my hands, and that I'd been too rough on my favourite means of transportation by letting them get all wind swept and whatnot in the cold.

I won't keep you in suspense- my legs are fine now. Once I realized the issue it was easy enough to solve: I walked out of Web with Dany who had offered to show me where I could get some long johns outside Carrefour. It seems I'm basically the only sucker walking around with just pants on. The sales person offered my a pair at 69 Yuan, but Dany has some chinese under his belt, said that was a little high, and knocked it down to 60. Wow, thanks Dany! 

Dany left to continue his own apartment hunting adventure (He'll be fine) and I went in to Carrefour proper to pick up a 4L jug of water and stare at some baked goods for a while. I ended up getting a box of orange peel infused cookies in the junk food section and, as I walked out of the grocery store, I picked up some, what I thought were, glazed donuts at a stall directly across from the Carrefour cashiers. What was great about the person that sold these "donuts" to me was that she understood I didn't speak a word, so we communicated through easy pointing. *Point* Is that the price? *Point* Yes it is.

See? Easy. Everyone else that wastes their energy on giving me a long speech I don't understand, what's that about? Like, you're not even speaking slower. I'll speak two words in slow English and gauge whether or not you understand and then you blast me with 50 quick words in Chinese. 

Anyways, I walked home and it was torture. It was crazy cold, and carrying this jug of water was keeping my hands out of my pockets- my gloves weren't getting the job done without the warm embrace of their partners, left and right pocket. I kept considering ducking into the subway, or some other building, but felt that if I did that it would take forever to get back to my apartment. I needed to keep my momentum up.

So I kept travelling north, but on the east side of the street- and there's a fence in the way on the road, so I was getting to the point where I was worried about finding a way to get across the street once I did make it parallel to my place.

I forgot to mention this before I think, but that day I took my journey to the west end of town I saw this kind of old woman hop over one of these fences in the middle of the road. I thought it was awesome.

There is a bridge that goes up and over the road and connects to right beside my apartment. I was worried that maybe it was a bridge that didn't connect over to this side of the road, maybe it wwent somewhere else, or only half way or whatever- that I wouldn't able to use it to cross over. I was really cold and any thought that I'd have to stay out here longer than I had to was distressing. Fortunately the bridge, you know, operated like a bridge and connected the two sides. The lighting was suboptimal (everyone here talks about how safe the city is, actually they say that about China is general, very little crime. Which is all well and good until you remember, what, how much of that is propaganda? This bridge would be an amazing place for a troll to rob you and eat your bones) and the steps didn't seem to have a lot of space on them, either they were worn down or there was some packed in snow reducing the safe surface area to step on, so I was very careful in picking my way up and down the stairs.

Finally home, I had my oatmeal-vitamin-medicine combo, but first came donuts... what?! These aren't donuts! They're some kind of tiny apples covered in sugar! I didn't want any sweet and sour whatsit, I wanted baked goods!

I had four or so, spitting the relatively giant seeds into the shopping bag, before giving up and switching over to the box of orange slice cookies. I opened the box and each cookie came separately wrapped (there are so many bins of individually wrapped things at Carrefour). Then came my proudest moment- opening that first package, the cookie came flying out and landed on the floor. "ARRAUGHIDONTCAREIT'SSTILLGOODI'MEATINGIT."

Probably should have left that out of the blogpost. You know. For my dignity. But you deserve a laugh.

So I just sat there eating cookies until there were no more cookies. That's about 1800 calories, which is a lot.


2:19 am, that was Saturday.

January 23rd, 2016

January 23rd, 2016

5:45 am

I'm surprised that I'm awake so early, but since I'm up, let's get to work.

Yesterday was the day I agreed to cover classes at Wanda Plaza- everyone says it like "Wan da", so it looked a little weird to me to see it written as one word on the building. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

My beautiful voice is still on hiatus- getting better, but still croaky. In general I'm much improved (that seems to be even more true this morning than yesterday, which is good). I've cracked open the cool mint licquorice soap, and it doesn't have as strong a smell as I expected, but that's probably for the best. It's a light green cake of soap, so I'm not rocking the boat in the soap department. The funny thing is the soap is a little too big to easily remove it from my soap dish, and it seems to almost adhere to the bottom. So every time it lays flat in the container I have to pick up, flip over, and give a little hammer with my fist to drop the soap into my hand.

I had a few options for travelling to Wanda Plaza, I had the name of the place helpfully written by Bradley into my notebook in Chinese characters, and Vicky told me to take the 202 tram, which would get me there in about 30 minutes for 1 Yuan. Leo wrote down the actual address of the place in my notebook in Chinese characters, with which I could show a taxi driver and arrive straight away- I had assumed having the name of the plaza would do that trick handily enough, but I'm told there are a number of places named Wanda Plaza.

Having taken note of where the tram stop was on Xi'an Lu the night before, about a block north of the Roosevelt, I left at just past 11:45. Vanity still smarting from the day before, I opted to not wear my tocque, despite it being so cold that I was becoming a frost-bitten victim of fashion. I found the tram stop, with a short line up of people, and pulled out the 1 Yuan coin from my pocket.

The tram appears to have its driver in a compartment separated from the rest of the riding population at the front of the train, with an identical compartment at the other end for when the tram reverses. No surprises there. If I noticed properly, there were four doors on a side, two to enter, and two to exit. I never saw anyone leave out of the entrance doors (with one exception I'll talk about come evening). The front of the tram had poles to hang on to while standing, but in the area I was in, with seats, if you weren't sitting, you were in for a tough time hanging on, there didn't seem to be enough places for people to hang on there. 

I fell into an empty seat, having misjudged the distance- the seats were very low to the ground, and seemed to be formed over the wheel-wells of the vehicle-- but it's a tram, it doesn't really have wheel-wells. For whatever reason, they went with low, boxy seats, like sitting on the front steps of someones house. By the two entrance doors there was a box to accept fares with a person at each entrance to make sure you paid what you owed. The fare box had two openings, side by side. I didn't know if there was a difference, one for coins, one for bills, so I tried to mimic the person in front of me, while moving methodically, in an obvious manner, so that my coin was visible to the fare-watcher and clearly being deposited. Methodically, but still quick enough to not hold up the line and get everyone upset at me. Obvious, but unobtrusive.

Also by the entrance, at maybe low chest level, was a panel attached to a pole, the purpose of which was for pass holders to swipe their card over the panel and thereby register their fare.

There was a single televison that I remember, about 2/5's back from the front of the tram. It played advertisements, and had the time, a few minutes slow, at least compared to the two digital clocks attached to either side of the door just in front of the tv. I assume they were clocks, they changed numbers like a clock, but they weren't in sync. 

I took my cell phone out to check the time(juggling in my hands as well was my music player and my notebook with the address for my destination)- remember, my cell phone is little more than a glorified clock, alarm, and short note keeper at this point (granted that amount of functionality isn't all THAT different from its abilities in the west... and honestly I probably could still make a call with it, but the last text I tried to send kept failing, and I've given up on it ever since) and it was about 12:05 pm. I set an alarm for 12:25 when I should be approaching my destination, 12:35 when I should, in theory, have arrived, and 12:45 when I should be looking to maybe escape and grab a taxi.

Also of note is that I kept an eye on when and where we stopped, to see if there was any pattern, to help me decide if, for example, we were to hit a stop at the 12:28 mark, I should get off because experience tells me the next stop won't be until 12:48 and I'll overshoot my destination. I didn't find any pattern.

I think I mentioned the tracks going south along Xi'an Lu in my post for the 12th- I'd almost started walking along those tracks, then decided against it and continued to follow Xi'an Lu south, and then kept going south until I hit the waterfront. Obviously, these tracks are for the tram, and now I got to take this other path, veering west, and very quickly going up and over the river. I hadn't realized how close the river was at that point.

I've already written at some length about the southern end of Dalian, how it is thus far my favourite area of the city- the tram travelled south enough that I was firmly embedded in that territory, and I kept an eye out for the familiar. Unfortunately, Castle Dalian was obscured by skyscrapers, but I could see the ferris wheel from the small amusement park behind me, just to the south east, and I could see the water.

Soon we hit a stop at the second Dalian medical university (I believe I remembered that correctly), only notable for being an obvious landmark. And it's good to know someplace where I could receive medical attention- I saw one other hospital on my way to Zhongshan Square, but I couldn't tell you for sure whether it was on Huanghe or Zhongshan street.

The tram rose up, easing around the contours of the mountain I had wanted to investigate on my journey to the west. If I didn't have to worry about finding my correct stop I'd be having a wonderful time- it was still pretty great, but this was now the longest time between stops, and it confirmed for me that I couldn't guarantee that missing my stop wouldn't trap me on a tram for a while. We came to a stop at around 12:25, and I used that oppourtunity to get up and stand ready be the front exit doors- if I tried to get up and walk past my neighbor while the tram was in motion it would have been a disaster.

Approaching the next stop, I saw a center of some kind with a very prominent "Starbucks" sign- the Web location I was looking for was supposed to be directly above a Starbucks, and they weren't THAT common here. I exited the tram at about 12:33- I'd have to tell Vicky how spot on her timing was. 

It was something like six lanes of road to cross to get to the otherside, with no chickens to lead the way- my side was empty (for now) and so, as though I was born and raised here, I walked out into the middle of the road and waited to cross through the last few lanes of traffic. And waited. And waited. And now the lanes on my side, previously empty, were now full of cars.

"Please don't tell me THIS is how I die." I thought to myself. It's, uh, probably not good how often I think that.

Finally there was an opening, and I raced across. It was incredibly cold, and I wanted to find my way in as soon as possible. Naturally, as I approached the entrance I looked back over the street that I had just crossed, I saw the giant words "WANDA PLAZA".

I veered back towards the road, this time heading directly towards the crosswalk (which was in the direction of Wanda Plaza, but after my last crossing adventure I'd have probably gone for the crosswalk either way) and it took forever to give us the go-ahead. I rushed over but, true to it's name, this was a plaza- the entry to anything mall like was a little bit further ahead.

Entering with about 15 minutes to 1, I immediately saw the Starbucks to my left, and the Web International location above it. That freed me up to do some scouting. Above the entrance was a sort of video game-less Chuck E. Cheese, and to the right of Web was a very tempting Dairy Queen. Deeper into the mall there was a high end coffee shop with books in it to make it look smart (there was a similar cafe across the street, before the Starbucks, in what was otherwise a fairly non-descript grey monolith of a center- Wanda was not at all non-descript from the outside, red with some horizontal cuts in the building, it was a far more expressive design, though still monolithic. I may not be being literal here, this is just what I remember), and there was this electronics store that was running with a blue steel, alien-tech theme, everything inside was dark or electric blue. It looked more like an arcade than a retailer. No, I didn't see any video games inside. In the distance I could see that familiar "M" for McDonald's- was today the day I tried Chinese McDonald's? I was kind of hungry... ah, there's the bathroom. Besides the familiar restroom sign, stick figure guy and girl, I probably could have found the place by tracking the cigarette smoke all the way to the no-smoking sign. However, this bathroom was very different to the Roosevelt bathroom- cleaner, with a hand dryer that actuals blows a noticable amount of air (and warm too- I stuck my hands under for a bit... and then crouched down to get my frozen-red ears in there too), and- Faithan'begorrah! Hand soap! Wow, this place IS fancy. Lah-dee-dah, Guv.

That last line mixed so many accents and characters for no real reason. I kind of love it.

It's 8:16 am, and probably time and past time for me to be getting ready for work. Don't get too amazed by how long how I've been writing just now- even more than usual I've taken copious bathroom breaks to blow my nose and try to cough up junk, and I had breakfast and medicine breaks. Not as much writing has been done as I'd have liked, but still, some good work so far!

3:29 am I got home and had to sleep. I'd like to keep sleeping, but it's not happening.

I went in to the Wanda Web location and was surprised to find the receptionist at the moment was someone from Roosevelt pulling double duty. It was good to see a familiar face, whether or not I know her name or she speaks any useful amount of English (no to both). The set up of Wanda is less open concept than Roosevelt, though the classes are still performed in glass cases (of emotion- joke reference) to show off/keep under surveillance the teachers, with the end effect being a slightly more claustrophobic space, but with more twists and turns such that the place may actually be larger. 

Well, maybe not larger, but slightly more confusing. To really break it down and over simplify, it's the difference between an L shape (Roosevelt) and a T shape (Wanda).

Right beside the reception is the English Corner space, and behind reception, with a wall dividing it, is the work space for the teachers. At the time I could only make an educated guess about which computers were for foreign teachers and which were for native- surprisingly both sets of computer areas were a mess- the foreign teacher area at Roosevelt is very tidy, highlighting that come-and-go, in-and-out drifter impermanence of the teachers here. There was one person facing away from me, typing on her computer, that I decided to let be while I continued to gather the lay of the land. Walking past the teachers work area, straight ahead there were the smaller glass cases for private classes, and to the left you could see the larger salon class rooms. I noted which were which for when I needed to know later. There were also some closed doors, offices for who knows who.

Walking down the right was the longest hallway, with the collection of computers for the students private courseware work, the water dispenser (high priority item to find), but, even as I walked to the end of the hall, no photocopier. Great, so now I can't just appear to magically know where everything is- preparation is the key to both Batman's success and Bill and Ted's. The end of the hall did have a tv area that, as far as I know, Roosevelt doesn't have. I think it was English with Chinese subtitles, but I'm not a hundred percent sure I haven't mentally reversed it, like it was actually Chinese with English subtitles. The movie was definitely Jupiter Rising, which is for sure a bizarre choice of movie to learn English from. Almost any science fiction movie, especially in a post William Gibson's Neuromancer world, is a terrible choice for English- they always have so many made up words that you would end up learning confusing gibberish. At least The Next Generation mostly used real words in its technobabble- if you had to go popular quasi-modern sci-fi, that's probably the way to go.

The Christopher Nolan Batman films would be great for learning English- PLENTY of talking, fairly minimal technobabble  to explain, and the action would give some context for the words as well as spice things up for the viewer. Plus, Batman.

Walking back to the teachers area, I saw Micky (Mickey? I only just for reals learned her name today, from Dany, a day after the fact of working with her) arriving with some of the other native teachers (I mean they're from China, in case that isn't clear). Micky is in charge of the teachers here in the same way that Vicky is in charge at Roosevelt- don't their similar names give you that Nurse Joy vibe? The two look very different, but it's still funny.

I was given my lesson plans and schedule for the day, as well as all my class lists at once! This allowed me to check to see how many photocopies I actually needed for the day, and so I could actually completely prepare for once. Surprisingly, both my schedule and class lists were hand written instead of printed off- perhaps they ran out of ink? Or is this the norm at Wanda? I figured out how many copies of whatever I needed, then asked Micky about the photocopier. She led me back down the hall, past the water dispenser, and just before the movie room, she pushed in the wall- what? secret door!- to reveal a cramped lunch space, the biometric scanner check-in point, and the photocopier.

Micky left me to photocopy, a relief considering my famous inability with photocopiers- are we noticing a pattern of myself striving for the appearance of competence? It isn't actually a bad thing, my image effects my work, just so long as striving to appear competent takes the form of actually improving my competence.

While I was working at keeping straight which class sheet went with what lesson plan, and which lesson plan required which photocopy (wait, did I actually leave a lesson plan in the photocopier, and get it handed back to me? Yeah, that did happen, right. Man, so much for that appearance of competence.) one of the native teachers, Eva (Or possibly Eve, or Ava, but probably Eva), a short girl with large round glasses, librarian-cute, came in and introduced herself. And the first thing she said after exchanging names was that my students today will be happy to have such a handsome teacher. I thanked her very much for the compliment- remember it's come on the heels of some self image rocking events from the day before, so this was a great boost.

I returned to the teachers desk having claimed a computer on the far end of the line. The web browser at Roosevelt that allows me access to facebook and youtube was not here, so I wouldn't be sending posts to get uploaded here that day- and lets me know that I'm lucky to have ended up at Roosevelt, where I can keep in touch with so many people, even if it is just through a janky facebook connection.

About now is when I met my first foreign teacher at Wanda, but I'll be back to talk about it later. - 4:58 am

8:38 pm I'm back. I hope I can finish this post and the one for yesterday, otherwise I may have to come up with a new naming system. I can't very well refer to posts by the date after the events if I'm a couple of days out of synch. I could just switch over to titling based on the actual date events occured. Ah well.

The first and only foreign teacher at Wanda I met was Ronan, an Irish man of Taiwanese parentage (I couldn't figure out the proper spelling of "descent" for this usage) who was asked to be in a photo right when he arrived. I imagine this picture will be for the same thing that my photo was for from the day before: to go up on the wall with our biography and picture of our respective degrees/certificates/education. The first thing he said was that he needed to go put his face on before any picture could be taken, so I guess he likes make-up, which is fine. He's a very handsome man, though in an artificially sculpted manner, an effect mostly achieved through his sharp eyebrows.

More importantly, he was very friendly. We struck up a conversation about how much money we spend on food in a day, and his report of a fairly modest 50 Yuan (He said Reminbi, or whatever RMB stands for, but it's the same as Yuan- similar to our dollar/loonie divide I imagine) endeared him to me as someone mostly relatable. For example, if he said "oh, I spend 200 RMB on food a day, but I throw out half of it" I would quietly die inside and resolve that this was a person I could never relate to or really speak to again. (I just did the math- if they had no outside expenses like bills or whatever, and their housing was completely covered by the housing allowance, then it would be possible for a Web teacher to spend 200 RMB on food a day. But even so, it would be nearly impossible and, again, I wouldn't talk to that person)

I checked out the English Corner area, cozier than at Web, with no little podium from which to use the computer and speak. Instead, the keyboard was sitting in front of the screen, and just below was the CPU behind a cupboard door that couldn't close because of the snaking cable that led to it. There was a small plastic ruler people could use to reach up and turn on the projector. Slightly ghetto. 

I mentioned to Ronan that I was checking out how everything worked in preparation for my English Corner and he understood not wanting to flail around with an unfamiliar system. He left for a quick smokebreak minutes before the first classes were to start, so we're not completely sympatico. I'm talking about the smoking thing, last minute doing something before class is an area I'm all over.

My class had to do with e-mail: when to use it, what it's for, classifying certain headings (Re:, Urgent, etc. etc.) and also I briefly explained some slightly less common emoticons. In short, it was a class for old people that all the youths in my class were too hip for.

"Emoticons... like emojii?"

Yeah. But it was cool, I still probably taught them a thing or to, or at least I was entertaining enough. Of the four I can recall present, and I'm pretty sure there were only four, the two guys were fairly quiet. I mean, it can be hard to get anything from these classes, sure, but I had to drag these guys into the conversation a lot more than the girls. Of the lot it seems I can only remember my man, Vincent. He was the first to arrive, he was slightly less quiet, and he had the looks of a "the quiet/smart one" in some Chinese boy band. Mop of hair, very flattering glasses. But based on his quietness maybe he's of the type that don't realize they have good looks?

Regardless, it was time for my English Corner! For once I could just be excited for English Corner, as I had all my previous English Corners in my back pocket to choose from, and I had gotten to see what worked and what didn't already. 

I told the class I didn't want to butter them up but... I asked the class if they knew the term "butter you up" and after explaining I said... but I heard that the students at Wanda were really good! (Some laughs- they were a good audience) And that because they were so good, I would give them a choice of English Corner, mentioning the Simpsons one, the Trudeaus, and my presentation about songs that get you pumped up for a challenge. Full disclosure, I kind of pushed for the Simpsons as the best one.

After getting the go ahead for the Simpsons I told them "okay, okay, now forget you know what's coming so I can give you the introduction I have for this" and then I basically did what I did when I first used the Simpsons as an English Corner. Although my very first question of "where do you learn your history?" was answered, instead of "school" with "movies" which was basically like saying you learn from pop-culture like the Simpsons, so that student was already on the ball with the whole point of my presentation. "Wow, they said you guys were good, I was expecting you to say 'school'"

So I ran through the "April Fool's Day" clip and was about to start the "Homer Forgets to Pick Up Bart" clip when I gave the same disclaimer as before: I was going to stop the video just before the very end because there was a very scary image at the end that, honestly, even I find disturbing. Okay?

And this woman at the front, stage right- striking and beautiful, ever drawing my eye, who has been paying attention and participating all throughout the English Corner says to show us, that we don't need to be protected. I was convinced.

"All right everyone, I'll show it- if you want to close your eyes at the end you'll know it's about to happen based on this face." Then I made a scared face type of look. "Like that."

The clip played on, and there was a slightly strong reaction to the dream sequence that had Bart as a skeleton, so I was re-considering up until the last moment whether or not to censor the Homer's-face-melting part. 

I slightly regret showing it, but they'll live.

And that was time. The woman on stage right asked me for help with a grammar question, and I was going to do my best to help. What was the question? Ah, come on man, I can't be expected to remember the little things.

Jennifer was her name, she had long hair, wore purple, thin-framed glasses so that you weren't hit hard by the colour but knew there was SOME kind of flair going on, as well as a  mustard yellow, button-up top with an antique looking broche hanging from a necklace (or just an antique necklace). Surprisingly, she wore no jewellery on her hands. She had a just-above knee length, form fitting, navy-coloured skirt with dark stockings that had an ornate design on them. Finally she had black high-heeled shoes with some studs attached.

She was dressed as someone who knows what she wants, and goes after it. Confident and powerful.

What was I doing now? I had two hours until my next class, so I had to figure out where to get some lunch. Could we eat together? SURE we could eat together. You're friends with a guy that owns a sushi restaurant here? Even if I hated sushi I would go (I didn't say that, plus I like sushi)

We walked out of Web, and finally I asked where we were headed, and it turns out we were going to the plaza outside. I didn't have my coat with me, I wasn't expecting to leave the building. Jennifer suggested going back, but I said, nah, I'm Canadian. (I'm lucky to be as healthy as I am considering how careless I can be about the cold)

Prefacing my next statement by saying how humble Canadians are considered, I told her it was a shame my voice was so bad right now, because I have a beauitful voice she's missing out on. She laughed and said that wasn't humble. 

We entered the restaurant, her owner friend wasn't there at that exact moment, but we were seated on the second floor, the only ones in the restaurant (it was just past 4 after all, post-lunch rush, pre-dinner crowd) only having to wait a short time before the owner, Ken, did arrive.

Ken was an attentive host, with a friendly grey smile. Having spent years living in America (Tennesee?) his English was on par with Jennifer's. We looked over the menu all together, Jennifer specifically asking for things that would be easy on my poor croaky throat. The items looked pricey to me, but I can be a bit reckless in situations like this (I just looked at my current state of funds, it's not a pretty sight). We had tea. Do I often drink tea? When I'm sick- usually I just have water.

I made myself out to be an avacado afficionado(sp?) just because I had an opinion on them, and could commiserate with Ken over how you had to wait for the perfect moment to eat them, and if you missed it, well, they're rotten now. We ordered some avacado sushi, some salmon sushi with salmon eggs on top (with that almost artificial red colour, they're great unless you breathe them in and choke for a while. I mean, so I've heard, I didn't do that, I'm smoother than that obviously... at some point I'll learn how to get through a public meal without nearly choking to death.)- it had a sweet sauce over top, and something in the middle gave a crunch as you ate it. I don't usually like "crunch"- crunch means crumbs or a trip to the dentist or something, but this was some small thing embedded in the sushi, a thoroughly contained crunch that was very satisfying. We ordered some shrimp sushi, heads and tails still attached- Jennifer laughed at me when I picked it up and told me to remove the head and tail. I was probably going to do that... well, wait, maybe not. I didn't mind getting laughed at here. We also had some miso soup, and Jennifer specifically had some sweet egg sushi, and some other thing I'm forgetting.

Both Jennifer and Ken were very interested in the writing I was doing here, bridging the gap between Canada and China in some small way. Then Jennifer kind of shooed Ken away so we could eat, or perhaps she wanted a more private conversation.

We talked about our names, her Chinese name is apparently somewhat unique, referencing the Spring and the beautiful view her mother had when Jennifer was born. She looked a little sad when she said this, her eyes watered a bit, a slight waver in her voice, before she slipped back into her original persona. I was curious about that, but decided these signs were slight enough that they weren't an invitation to ask for information. Besides, there weren't that many different scenarios she could have been thinking about, I already had an idea of what she was thinking. Maybe I'm projecting. I considered letting her know that I noticed the look, but I wasn't sure if that impulse was just me wanting to prove to myself how clever I was in noticing, so I moved on.

We talked about books and poetry and entrepreneurship (come on, man, you're killing my flow, you know I can't spell you)- I talked about my history getting to know Hemingway, who she was already familiar with, I gave my negative opinion regarding the insularity and self involvement of most poetry (I'm looking at you, Howl) but spoke positively about the Romantic, Keats (I admitted to always confusing Keats and Yeats), and his assertion to drink in all of life. 

In short, we had a wonderful time. I probably talked too much about myself as usual. 

I had set my alarm to warn me when I had half an hour and then 15 minutes until my next class. I think I ended up staying until I only had 5 minutes to find my way back.

Jennifer had earlier assured me that the meal was on the house. Perhaps. She's certainly charming enough to finagle free meals from someone. More likely she said that so I wouldn't worry about the bill and paid it after I left. I hope that's the case! I don't want Ken to be taken advantage of. 

This situation was of course the negative side of having basically zero contact information. She seemed to think she'd never see me again (I'm almost always at Roosevelt, you could come by anytime) and now I rushed off to class. What can I say? I've got a lot of strengths, but appropriate good byes aren't one of them. I'll use my apartment hunting detective skills to find her again in the future.

Somewhat distracted I taught my next class- um, an older engineering student and a teen who spent his morning watching an NBA match. I think he said NBA. It makes sense, they like basketball here. We ran through the "you live on a deserted island for two years, what do you bring" class, and these two had, overall, the worst list of items to bring with you. The first run through neither had a good method to grow food after the initial supply ran out, the kid brought "meat" which we decided would be good for about 5 days before it went bad, as well as a telephone and charger AND what amounts to an SOS flare to escape with, despite the rules specifying that you are here for two years. They were fun guys, good sports when I told them they had the worst lists- finally they joined forces and created a list that included seeds and stuff. I congratulated them on the improvement.

Then I had a beginner level class, with three students, two of which arrived a bit late, leaving me with Takoyama (I think I'm getting his name wrong now) a Japanese man who seems to have some trouble expressing himself (I mean beyond the language barrier- stuttering, rubbing hands, excessive blinking, lack of eye contact. Something was up there.) but was an absolute sweet-heart as far as I'm concerned. He did a lot of work in the class, he had to, he was the only one for a bit, and then we were joined by a student who hadn't done the homework. We moved from Classroom B back to where my last class was, D, because the one had heat, and the other was the surface of the Moon or some similarly cold place. And of COURSE I told Takoyama I loved Kamen Rider- he didn't know what I meant, so I drew a quick face on the whiteboard and he said "ah, Kamen Rider". A response that is always so gratifying to hear.

Soon we were joined by a kid that had come a little late, but since arriving had been sitting in the cold class D until someone delivered him to us. He HAD done the homework, so all together we had plenty to work with.

Finally I had a salon class about Role Models that had one younger girl apparently with her mother or something, and I kept directing slightly easy questions to her, but after the class was over she got up and was totally taller than I expected. I'm sure she was still very young, but I was still like "wait, what?"

I divided the class in half to go through some questions, and I started by monitering the group with the not-so-little girl, then joined the other half where this one young woman was talking about not hearing anything bad about someone, so she thought there must be some hidden downside. So I got to explain the word "cynical", and I admitted to the group about my friends and I joking about me getting "disappeared" while in China. They had a suprisingly rouugh time coming up with a Chinese person as a role model.

Also interesting is the idea of China as a "developing country". This isn't the first time I've heard a citizen here describe China as such, and it always surprises me. Do we think of China in Canada as a "developing country"? We think of it as an economic superpower. So where's the disconnect here? Can it be both a developing country AND an economic super power? Well, I thought it was interesting.

My last class over, and apparently only 40 minutes before the trams stopped for the night (that number may not have been entirely accurate, but I have no way to check), I took one last cold walk around the outside of Wanda Plaza to see if I could spot Ken's sushi place from here. Nope, without the lights, and leaving from another  door, I wasn't sure which one was Ken's. That's all right, I'll find it next time.

I found the tram stop after navigating a number of agressive drivers (so what else is new?). Waiting for the tram was Raymond, who I wasn't introduced to, but is an older white guy from Canada that also teaches at Web, slightly heavy and with a goatee. I don't know if he'd have known who I was, and I didn't feel like talking anymore today (again, my throat was in rough shape) so I didn't bother making my presence known. I didn't even head nod! Scandalous. It was standing room only on the tram, but I had lots of energy, so it was cool.

Just west of the second Dalian Medical University the tram stopped, and everyone moved to get off. I considered doing some mime to the ticket taker to find out what the deal was, but I knew how that played out- it could be English, it could be Chinese, either way it would have been something along the lines of "service interruption, this way sir, off the tram" we've all danced this dance before.

Exiting the tram there was a bus waiting to take everyone. People dutifully loaded on, there goes Raymond getting on, until the doors could barely close. I think maybe the dictionary needs a new word for what those doors did, it was more like they molded around the passengers having poking out the door frame. I don't do sardine-can, so I let them enjoy the busride without me. And when the bus started it kept driving in the direction it was facing- it took off back towards where we came from? What was all this about? I thought it was kind of hilarious.

Now, how should I get home? I waited for a few minutes to see about any new trams, I considered grabbing a taxi, it was fairly cold... but I was feeling good, and as I threw my gloves on Stan Bush's "Dare" came on my music player, so you know I just went for a run to get home.

My southern trip through Dalian prepared me well for this journey, I easily recognized when I was back on the bottom end of Xi'an Lu despite there not being a street sign. On my trip obviously I passed by a number of cool sights, the most remarkable was the place with the English word "Playground" largely written on the front (I think I'm remembering that right) with statues of people rockin' out on top of the building, and also there was some kind of governemental building that had these barriers in front of the gates the had these large, intimidating spikes. I gave one of the spikes a testing kick with my foot, and it was very solid. I moved away a bit- tripping onto one of those could definitely be fatal. Scary.

I ran most of the way to Xi'an Lu which impresses me considering I was sick (and still am). The running kept my temperature up, and I was mostly comfortable on my trip back. Returning to my apartment the manager gave me a hard time in Chinese for asking to be let in to the elevators- listen man, it was your system that failed to register me, this is on you dude. He had someone there with some English and they agreed to let me in, but I resolved to talk to Vicky about this incident (I haven't yet, actually). Finally getting home, I saw that, despite my comfort on the trip, my legs were really red, and gave a bit of a buzzing burn.

Like I said, I can be careles about the cold.


11:53 am Monday morning (I went to sleep last night and started writing again in the morning, I didn't mention it to you because the flow was too good to ruin with time stamps.)